Archive for the ‘Poetry’ Category

Cat Haiku

In Poetry on April 13, 2011 at 12:30 am

Meow meow meow meow meow,

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow,

meow meow. Meow meow meow.

The Time I Almost Set Everyone On Fire

In Poetry on March 22, 2011 at 2:06 am

Do you remember the time

I almost set everyone on fire?

I don’t either.

Let’s keep it that way.


In Poetry on January 6, 2011 at 6:04 am

I have told all of my girlfriends,

at one point or another,

that they be in therapy,

which, no matter how you look at it,

means that I should be in therapy.